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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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videohall

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

compulsiveaustralian

that was a religious experience

mightyfemme

me

verynyoommuchfluff

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

hoediac

His little ears flopping in he wind

cuttleskulls

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

Source: videohall
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moriartystayingalive

if a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you remember not to deny it 

1. because there will always be people who think it’s true

2. because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed and people will believe it

say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms 

say he put on pearl earrings and told you to call him daisy

the power is yours

aslutfor5sos

this is my new favorite post

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croptops

god i fucking love people like right now someone is kissing their baby on the forehead for the first time and someone just went into a french bakery and is deeply inhaling and someone is dyeing their hair the color of the sky and someone just confessed their love to someone and you’re reading this post but you are alive and you will be okay and you will be happy

princessbubbledumb

I needed this

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wittyusernamed

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

queensjenn

OH MY GOD

roseweasley7

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

dominawritesthings

I love octopuses so, so much.

cassandrashipsit

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

ze-witch-arteest

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.